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News  »  Remains of 'Homo Claygensis' found under Church Road

   Remains of 'Homo Claygensis' found under Church Road    3 November, 2015

Palaeontologists were baffled last night as an almost complete three-million-year-old skeleton was unearthed in the back garden of Mrs Kitty Malone.  The human species discovered is believed to be the missing link between the prehistoric ‘Lucy’ primate found in East Africa and three borough councillors.

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